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Today, we’ve got the onboarding material new head coaches get from schools. Sound boring? Oh, it is. But nothing makes us smile more than smug, self-important types being forced to live like the rest of us, filling out reams of paperwork.
What, you think this is about Lane Kiffin?
I guess the subject line did give it away.
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