Hello and welcome to your Wednesday FOIAbites. Did you know this is the 50th newsletter I’ve written?
FOIAball launched back in September and I’ve already published more stories than pretty much every new hire made by The Atlantic in the past two years. Combined.
That’s a little inside media shade for you. They don’t work hard and make lots of money. I, on the other hand… Well, you know what spiel is about to follow, so let’s skip that today.
Instead, let’s talk about Pitbull.
Is Pitbull in breach of contract?
Today is March 25; we are 84 days into 2026. In that time, global pop icon Pitbull has posted Instagrams that pay tribute to:
St. Patrick’s Day: “Happy St PITrick’s Day 🍀 Daleee”
305 Day: “Happy 3️⃣0️⃣5️⃣ day, daleee”
International Women's Day: “Women are the most powerful thing on earth”
The singer has also shouted out the concept of Spring Break, Fortnite’s addition of a “Fireball” emote, an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people wearing bald caps, cheerleaders, and the concept, generally, of love. (“The most powerful thing in life is LOVE,” an honorific he seems to have forgotten he already bestowed upon women.)
What Pitbull has not posted about this year is Florida International University.
Despite his contract with the school calling for it.
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